at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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