Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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