Little spoons don't ask big questions
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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