i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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