girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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