I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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