This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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