The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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