if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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