He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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