ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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