I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Randomize
