i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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