He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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