I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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