Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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