it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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