i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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