I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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