I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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