Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Four minutes until I can fart!
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed