Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever