if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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