Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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