i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Shame - the story of my life.
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