Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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