Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW