I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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