The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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