does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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