Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Randomize
