I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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