I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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