what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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