you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
he high fived his dick after we had sex
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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