We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
is wine microwaveable?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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