I'm drive I can fine osifer
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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