Did you just see the Batmobile???
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize