accomplished twins. life is a go
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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don't judge my taste in strippers
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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