i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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