All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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