Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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