ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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