we're blogging at a bar
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
