Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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