Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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