Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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