she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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