When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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