All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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