who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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