A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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