I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm passing your future prison.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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