I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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