let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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