Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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