So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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