whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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