He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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