just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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